Sunday, April 29, 2007

We apparently have a new roommate in our apartment.

As the temps warmed up here in Minneapolis, pigeons started making our balcony their new hangout. And as if that isn't bad enough, they're crapping all over the damn place. Our guard dog is no good at keeping them away. Shoot, we have a tough enough time trying to keep her from licking the crap off the concrete.



So I've managed to flush most of them out, but there's one that will fly to the balcony next door whenever I open the door and then come back the second I go inside. Well, now we know why. The damn thing laid a couple eggs in our empty pot.
I'm not exactly thrilled about it--this thing moved into my habitat and just decides it's going to make its home there? 'Fraid not. But Lea's determined to let nature take its course, so I may have to live with thing for awhile. Thing better learn how to use the puppy pad like the Mad Dog though or else I may be having eggs for breakfast next Sunday.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Out come the wolves...


In a stunning demonstration of compassion, the Church of Scientology descends upon Virginia Tech to offer hugs and free personality tests.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

A friend showed this to me and it's too damn funny not to be shared:

Japanese Conned Into Buying Sheep As Poodles

Someone imported a bunch of sheep from Britain and Australia and sold them off to the Japanese as poodles. And this is my favorite part:
One couple found out the truth only after a dog groomer told them she could not trim their poodle's claws because they were hooves.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

And speaking of cajones...


These guys are hanging by a threat off of the Wells Fargo Building across the street, probably about 27 storeys up--no platform, no bucket. They're just hanging there in a harness, cleaning windows.

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Well, he's got the greed part right. The cajones on this guy...

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Monday, April 16, 2007


Don't pretend that you haven't noticed the similiarity.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

More fun with double standards.

Don Imus is an idiot. He thinks so. We all think so. So let's get that out of the way.

In the wake of the "nappyheaded hos" comment are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson leading the public relations charge to have the man fired. What peeves me is that these two black leaders are very selective about what offends them. When Don Imus makes a comment like he does, he should be fired. When Michael Richards goes on a tirade, he should be...I don't know, crucified. Whatever. I'm inclined to agree. But what about 50 cent? Or Jay Z? Al Sharpton has stated many times before that he doesn't particularly care for their use of the "n word" either, but the only time you hear him say so is when he's specifically asked about the double standard. There are no marches. There are no press conferences. Hell, there aren't even any press releases. If racial slurs like these are offensive to you, then it shouldn't only offend you when Don Imus or Michael Richards say it. Matter of fact, it should be more offensive when someone of your own race tosses the word around so flippantly.

What really gets me though is a comparison of Al Sharpton's reaction to Don Imus's comments and his reaction to Ralph Nader's racial slur from two years ago. Yeah--Nader. In all likelihood, you never even heard about it because the New York Daily News was practically the only paper that ran the story (the link to the original story is gone). Nader was commenting on campaigning in Georgia:

Speaking Wednesday night at a Washington fund-raiser to retire the debt from his 2004 presidential campaign, Nader complained that Democratic Party powerbrokers had kept him off the ballot in such Southern states as Georgia and Virginia - which reminded him of the oppressive Jim Crow laws that denied African-Americans equal rights.

"I felt like a [n-word]," remarked the 70-year-old white multimillionaire graduate of Princeton University and Harvard Law School.
Not so much as a whimper from the black community. No marches. No protests. Al Sharpton basically just told Nader to refrain from use of the word in the future. From Sharpton:

"If Ed Koch had said what Ralph Nader said, we'd be marching," Sharpton noted. "This [scolding] doesn't rise to the level of a march. It rises to the level of a wrist slap."

Oh, okay. If Ed Koch said it, then it would be offensive. If it's your buddy Ralph, then no one need care.

Here's what this comes down to. I have no doubt that the n-word is offensive. I truly wish it were stricken from our vocabulary. But when I see Don Imus get the third degree and Ralph Nader get a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card, I conclude that the big huzzah is grounded less in changing behaviors and more political tactic. You can't just get mad about it when it's people that are your political enemies. Otherwise, the rest of us have no reason to take your anger seriously and the whole thing is self-defeating.

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Thursday, April 05, 2007


As long as Nancy Pelosi is doing her shuttle diplomacy thing over in Syria, I wonder if she could maybe get us a concrete answer as to whether al-Assad is ever going to grow in that mustache. It's always just kinda there.

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Some of my 3L friends are realizing just how much of a racket BarBri prep courses are: $2,500+ to review things you already learned in three years of law school. They should start a sitcom with a plot similar to Knights of Prosperity, only instead of the show being about a group of blue collars down on their luck who put together a plan to rob Mick Jagger, it would be about a group of white collar law students who decide to rob F. Lee Bailey so they can pay for bar prep. Call it Knights of Contractual Privity or something.

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