You may have heard about the lawsuit brought by two University of South Carolina fratboys against FOX and Sacha Baron Cohen for coercing them with booze to participate in Cohen's faux documentary, in which they openly lament the end of slavery and explain that it's much easier to be a minority in America than it is to be white.

The lawyer representing this sorry duo, who wishes to explain to a jury that his clients don't really wish they could still have black slaves, is none other than Olivier Taillieu, the French priss from failed NBC reality show The Law Firm. Try not to yell or swear at the judge this time, Olly.