My uncle Mark is in town this week. He lives all the way out in Northwestern Montana, so I don't get to see him all that often. He and my dad grew up in an Irish Catholic family with seven kids in all, the majority of whom attended Great Falls Central High School, the Catholic school in town. At that point, there were only two high schools there: Central and Great Falls High, where the heathen youth went and continue to attend today.

On the night of GFH and GFC's big rivalry football game one year, some cretin from GFH drove by Central and threw a water balloon full of blue paint against the front wall of Central High.

Mark turned it into a giant picture of Jesus.