If you've been reading the news the last couple months, you might have noticed a growing number of goods that the People's Republic of China is unable to produce without, you know, covering them with poison or making them generally lethal. The list now includes:

• Pet food;
• Toothpaste;
• Tires;
• Pharmaceuticals; and
• Thomas the Tank Engine toys

It's no wonder they buy all their military crap from Russia.