Why is there no spring training in moot court?

Or debate? Pro baseball teams have no more reason to head down to Florida or Arizona to work off their rust than we do. Gotta talk to Edmunds about this. As for who I should talk to about getting White Guy History And Various Male Diseases Awareness month up and running, I'm open to suggestions. OK, maybe not White Guy History month (every month is White Guy History Month) but when's the last time you saw any ribbons for Prostate Cancer Awareness Month (it's in September, by the way)? Testicular Cancer Awareness Month has to share April with Women's Eye Health and Safety Month. What is that, anyway? We have eyes too. You don't need your own month for that.

Back to studying.