The copier at the legislative history library on the capitol complex in St. Paul is the perfect embodiment of government bureaucracy:

• It won't copy the top three inches of your document if you line it up like you would on a normal printer;
• It charges 20 cents per page;
• When you push the coin return button, it will take no fewer than five minutes to actually release your change (no hyperbole here--it literally takes five minutes. You may as well go read a book or something until you hear the coins drop);
• When it finally does return your change, it will only give you nickels;
• Said nickels will only add up to 25 cents, even though the machine owes you 60; and
• Rather than fixing any of the above, the librarians cover the copier with signs indicating that you have to line up your margins differently, that it will take "a long time" to get your change back, and that the machine will only dispense nickels.