I saw this dude over by Lund's in Uptown on a Friday evening. I'm standing on a street corner when I notice that this fifty-something bald, grey-haired ass has a black leather jacket and black-rimmed emo-esque glasses. That in and of itself kinda read like a midlife crisis candidate, but what you can't see in this photo is the big, gold hooped nose ring, If any of you consider yourselves to be my friends, then I beg of you...should you ever find me in this condition after fifty years of my life, please just stick the barrel right to my brain stem and put me out of misery.