Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Most Important Implications of John Roberts' Nomination as Chief Justice

Fellow justices doubt Roberts will be able to replace Rehnquist as Tevye in office musical.

Court finally has a justice who might outlive Castro.

Can reduce the birthday candle budget.

More V8 for everyone else.

Tom Hanks gets a leading role in Scotus: The Movie.

Hair. Lots more hair.

1 Comments:

Blogger Big Sky Girl said...

Don't forget badly behaved children who will one day rival the Bush twins for time spent in the tabloids. I see fake IDs and margaritas in their future.

Wed Sep 07, 04:40:00 PM CDT  

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