Tuesday, November 29, 2005

BT Titans: Hellbound

I used to go to a small Catholic middle school in Great Falls, Montana called Blessed Trinity. We had about 14 students in our graduating class, so we're talking like Class C equivalent if it were a high school.

Anyway, I played basketball there in a small parochial league that included a couple other Christian schools, academies, a team from the Air Force base, and a few small surrounding community schools in the area. At least once every year, though, we'd have to play the Montana School for the Deaf and Blind.

We had our first game against MSDB when I was in the sixth grade. I don't know why, but I was pretty much expecting it to be a silent game. Instead, there was lots of grunting and incoherent yelling and what not...even at each other, which I found kind of odd.

And they weren't very good. We knew going in that MSDB was a perennial cellar dweller in our league, so the first half of the game was pretty rough. We'd be intercepting passes, stealing from the forward who apparently couldn't dribble, etc. But that was the weird part. Every few plays, the guard would come down the right side of the court and yelp really loudly. The forward, who never moved, would throw his hands up in the air as the guard then lightly toss the ball toward him. Our center at the time was James Hackethorn, a six-foot seventh grader who would easily step in front of him, grab the ball and send it down the other way. It was way too simple.

At half time, our coach told us we were doing a great job, playing solid defense, and hitting our shots well. "Oh, by the way, no more stealing passes from their forward. I talked to the other coach and it turns out he's totally blind. So from now on, if you could just step back, let him try to catch the ball and find the hoop, that'd be great."

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4 Comments:

Blogger T-Mac said...

Hahahaha....I'm a horrible person for laughing, but seriously, that's hilarious.

Tue Nov 29, 03:06:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I played basketball for my high school, a Franciscan seminary. The student body, all 64 of us, was white. We played against an orphanage that was largely minority. We had a guard named Cooney, whose nickname up to that point was "Coon". You would think we had the common sense not to yell, "Shoot the ball, Coon", but no. After an after-game lecture from the coach, also our prefect of discipline, we were a little more circumspect. We do learn many of life's lessons on the ballfield.

Wed Nov 30, 08:48:00 AM CST  
Blogger Your Friendly Neighborhood Clark Bar said...

Heh. That one's even better. I think the MSDB kids at least understood that it might take us a little while to figure out that their forward was blind and we did back off afterwards, but our team's collective feelings of guilt doubled in the second half when one of his teammates had to tie his shoes for him.

Wed Nov 30, 09:26:00 AM CST  
Blogger Gopher-Goof said...

It's not funny, but it's funny. I guess we're all going to hell anyway, might as well laugh. All legal education leads to hell.

How did the moot court competition go?

Fri Dec 02, 10:32:00 PM CST  

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