It has been reported that Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the former aide to Osama bin Laden, has confessed to being the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks as well as 28 other planned events, many of which never occurred. Which begs an important question:
Which of the following is Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, which is the '70s porn star, and which is my college debate coach?
B.
Which of the following is Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, which is the '70s porn star, and which is my college debate coach?
A.
B.
C.
posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Clark Bar at 3/14/2007 11:11:00 PM
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3 Comments:
This is too easy.
C is obviously a threat to civilized society, and is therefore the terrorist, and B is obviously willing to do anything to win, and is therefore the debate coach.
How do you know who was a porn star in the 70's? That was when I was the age you are now, and I don't recognize him. Is this how he looked then, or how he looks now, and what did he do in the 80's and 90's? By the smirk on his face, it looks like he's been rehearsing for his big come-back.
Of course, no pun intended.
Creepers. All of them. Maybe not your debate coach - but maybe. :)
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