Things to do for fun when judging World Debating Championship in Ireland
- Wear "USA Hockey" hat (have this) at all times.
- Rotate between "United We Stand," "Don't Tread on Me," and "These Colors Don't Run" t-shirts.
- Should the War come up in any casual conversation, ask, "Well, don't you support our troops?"
- "You don't like America? I bet you hate God, too."
- Reference FOX News for any and all contentions.
- Request Budweiser at all trips to the pub.
- Find anyone from a country that the United States soccer team has beaten this year (esp. Mexico or Costa Rica). Casually bring soccer into the conversation, but act surprised to find out that the U.S. has a team.
- Call it "soccer."
- Inform every Irishman that my great, great, great grandparents were Irish. Posit blood relation.
- EDIT: Mimic accents of round participants during critique.
posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Clark Bar at 12/13/2005 11:07:00 PM
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13 Comments:
I didn't know you were coming to dublin! As a judge... for whom? Does your school have a team? Why are you judging instead of debating?
We get there the 26th and leave the 9th! See you then!
Bridget
Be careful there, or Shea and Scott may refuse to hang out with you :)
No, we'll just take his USA Hockey hat. Because I want it.
You can have my USA Hockey hat when you pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers.
Yea, why aren't you debating?
Shea, get the hat - I hate it :)
Hahaha, no problem. Only if you promise to be on our softball team again this year for softball weekend. We died without you last year. ;)
OH, I so wish that I could be there! Those weekends were always so much fun!! I'm missing MT like crazy right now, especially the mountains. On another note, please make Mr. Clark behave - I'm counting on you, Shea :)
OK, Shea might be able to steal my USA Hockey hat and she might even convince me to behave, but she sure as hellfire ain't gonna do both.
GET BACK TO STUDYING, BRETT! Shea is "every woman", as you say, and will have no problem with either challenge I'm sure.
Shea touches my hat and we're gonna have a misunderstanding.
:o)
Hahaha...we'll see 'bout that. I am the master of misunderstanding resolution. And besides, now I've got someone counting on me. ;)
That hat is *mine*. :)
Push me on this. Because I'm this close to buying the 1980 US Olympic hockey team jersey to match.
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