Friday, June 29, 2007

Why you shouldn't be surprised, pt. 3.

Remember the Palestinian Mickey Mouse ripoff that Hamas created to incite children to aspire to kill Jews when they grow up? Well, they finally ended the program...with Farfour being beaten to death by an Israeli trying to steal his land:
In the final skit, Farfour was beaten to death by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour's land. At one point, Farfour called the Israeli a "terrorist."

"Farfour was martyred while defending his land," said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed "by the killers of children," she added.

This was a tasteless show with an even more tasteless ending that demonstrates once again the hatred underlying Hamas' cause, but it's still better than playing "Don't Stop Believing" and then cutting to black for ten seconds.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Transformers

I'm pumped over this movie. Every afternoon after kindergarten back in 1986, I would watch Transformers with my best friend Scott in Helena, Montana, after which we would take apart his parents' living room and build forts. It's about the best way a six-year-old can spend his day.

Scott and I were also two of apparently about a dozen or so people who went out and saw the Transformers cartoon movie that came out in 1986. I haven't seen it for over twenty years, but the memory that sticks out the most is that the producers killed off Optimus Prime (the audacity) and replaced him with some bot called Hot Rod who had just made his debut in the movie. What utter crap. No wonder it only made $6 million.

Anyway, I was tinkering around over at IMDB recently and discovered that for a mid-1980s Japanese cartoon that made only six bills, this movie had quite the cast:

Eric Idle
Casey Kasem
Judd Nelson
Leonard Nimoy
Robert Stack
Orson Freakin' Welles

I can see Dr. Spock being in it. He'll do anything from Priceline commercials to directing Holy Matrimony. But the Unsolved Mysteries guy? And Citizen Kane? How did they rope Orson Welles, one of the most prolific actors and directors ever into something designed to entertain a kindergartener? Sure enough, he did it. Transformers was his last movie before his death in 1985 (prior to its premiere).

May have to go rent it somewhere...
UPDATE: CNN article on Orson Welles' involvement in the 1986 Transformers.

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Sad state of affairs


Half of the stories on the customized "Montana News" tab on my Google News page is crap about Hannah Montana.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

And as for the list of things Mad Dog is frightened of (since I'm apparently into lists this week), add fire hydrants. Ours is the only dog on the planet who will not go near a fire hydrant.

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If you've been reading the news the last couple months, you might have noticed a growing number of goods that the People's Republic of China is unable to produce without, you know, covering them with poison or making them generally lethal. The list now includes:
It's no wonder they buy all their military crap from Russia.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

This is Mad Dog. She is afraid of:
  • cars
  • horses
  • bikes
  • vacuums (only when they're off)
  • other dogs (all sizes)
  • strollers
  • stairs (formerly)
  • pigeons
  • baby pigeons
  • my cell phone
  • old ladies with walkers

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Hamas receives Nobel Peace Prize.

...in a roundabout sort of way.

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Friday, June 15, 2007

I suspect that the people who throw out a dozen or so inane objections to every single request for production in a set are the same people who ran topicality every round in high school.

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Police in Italy finally captured a Russian ninja that has been breaking into North Italy farms. From the Beeb:
But on Monday night the "ninja" was outwitted.

As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him.

The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle.

Startled, the "ninja" made his escape, hopping onto a bicycle and racing off into the nearby cornfields - followed by police who were quickly on the scene.

You'd expect that the farmer would look away for half a second instinctively in response to a noise and that the ninja would just kind of disappear, leaving the farmer searching about in amazement as the ninja quietly crawls across the ceiling to the window. But jumping onto the old guy's Huffy and riding off into the darkness? Not very ninja-esque.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Mets get theirs.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007


If you're a young pitcher for the New York Mets, having three batters crack back-to-back-to-back home runs constitutes a bad day. Having one of those batters be opposing pitcher Hong-Chih Kuo makes it a frickin' horrible day.

Dodgers double up on the Mets with a 4-1 victory and pull back into a three-way tie for first place in the NL West.

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Monday, June 11, 2007

Pentagon confirms it recently paid $7.5 million to develop a "gay bomb." From CBS5 in San Francisco:
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.

"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay," explained Hammond.

Story here.

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

His Holiness Prince Philip?


Apparently there's a tribe in the South Pacific that literally believes that Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh and husband of Queen Elizabeth II, is a god. No exaggeration. Nick Squires of the BBC has the story here. See also Richard Shears's article in the Daily Mail here.

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Friday, June 08, 2007

The City of Los Angeles will sleep more comfortably tonight knowing that Paris Hilton is back off the streets and in police custody.


Animal.

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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Guy tries to jump the Pope.

Earlier today in Rome some tried hopping a rail during a general audience and hitching a ride on the Popemobile. A bunch of suits immediately dragged him to the ground and the Pope appeared none the wiser. I couldn't help noticing, though, the Swiss Guard just standing there in the midst of the fracas. There's video at cnn.com and I'll post a youtube link once it's up, but take a look. Is it just me or did that Swiss guard go into total spectator mode?

I can't say I blame him. They dress the guy in tights and arm him with a butter knife. Can't say I'd do much differently under the circumstances.

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"Are you gellin'?"

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Putin threatens new arms race with US.

Yeah, because that worked out really well for you guys last time around.

Best of luck.

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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Time for a new debate format.

I caught the final few minutes of the Republican presidential debate on CNN after getting home from work tonight. It occurred to me that television has been using the same debate format ever since Kennedy debated Nixon back in 1960: questions from a panel with one-to-two minute answers, and in the case of a small number of candidates, a rebuttal. The original incarnation of the American electoral debate was the Lincoln-Douglas debates in the 1858 Illinois Senate race a century and a half ago. Lincoln and Douglas would argue the morality of slavery for hours at a time in each of Illinois' congressional districts.

Obviously letting ten candidates go at it without time limits or moderators directing the debate isn't feasible today. But one minute responses to questions about complex issues like terrorism, immigration, or the economy? A candidate can't possibly express his own ideas or critique those of his adversary in such short time. This isn't to say that candidates won't try--but in doing so, they often have to oversimplify their ideas and, as is increasingly the case, dumb down the ideas themselves.

So here's what I'd suggest. First of all, completely ditch these ten candidate early debates. They're completely unnecessary. Don't even start thinking about it for another six months or so when half of these candidates are gone.

Second, at that point, cut the number of questions and increase the amount of time candidates are given to discuss their ideas. Give them eight minutes apiece per question. And if there are only two or three candidates in the mix, throw in some three or four minute rebuttals. That way candidates won't be saved by the bell. Make Mitt Romney explain what he would do about immigration instead of simply taking a minute to declare his opposition to "amnesty." Any former debaters reading this might have an idea where eight minutes and three minutes come from. But think about it--would debate have been a worthwhile activity if it was a string of pithy one minute back-and-forth retorts? Of course not. People want substance from their candidates and the only way they're going to get it is if candidates have adequate time. We don't need twelve questions on immigration or terrorism; you get the same canned response each time anyway. I'd rather have one in-depth response than seven or eight abbreviated ones.

Third, let candidates pose questions to one another. Give them some control over the direction of the debate rather than leaving it in the hands of Brit Hume and Wolf Blitzer. It is, after all, their campaign. They should have at least some control over the message.

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